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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Making waves on Messenger:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Breaking via YouTube:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Trending via Instagram:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Spotted on YouTube:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Going viral on YouTube:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Reported on Twitch:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Just landed via Messenger:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Breaking via Threads:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Going viral on Facebook:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Reported on Slack:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Going viral on YouTube:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Seen just now on X:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Shared recently on WeChat:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Trending via Twitch:

I think God was high when he made me.

Breaking via Facebook:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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