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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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