Commentary:
Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let's hope it's not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease
47 Funny existence quotes
Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.
Commentary:
"Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone's gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let's unleash those superpowers already – I'm ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸♂️🦸♀️"
My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'it's not rocket science' advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the 'not rocket science' category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius"
*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
Commentary:
"Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"
I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.
Commentary:
Looking for someone who loses more air than a leaky balloon every time I walk by 😂💨❤️
I should’ve existed as a tree.
Commentary:
Rooting for this kind of lifestyle 🌳😂! Life would be tree-mendously peaceful!
They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.
Commentary:
Sounds like my Monday mornings finally have a name! 🤔🥱☕️