Commentary:
Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
Funny favor quotes
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
Commentary:
Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.
Commentary:
"Finally, a cause that everyone can get behind! It's time for men to shine just as brightly… and lucratively 😏💸 #EqualityForAll #EqualityInEveryFan"
I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
Commentary:
"If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"
Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a PhD in Manifestology. Can I borrow your syllabus? 🔮😄