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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! 💸💀 So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! 🤑🚫 #BrokeButHappy"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Commentary:
"Living that rollercoaster life with our finances like 🎢💸💨 One minute you're feeling like a financial wizard, the next you're wondering where did it all go?! Remember, money can disappear faster than your favorite snack in a busy office breakroom! 😂💸 #WalletWhirlwind"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Commentary:
"When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Commentary:
"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate retirement plan – moving in with your successful kids! 🏠💸 Just make sure they have a big enough couch for you to crash on! 😜🛋️"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"