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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Live now on Pinterest:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Live now on YouTube:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Going bananas on Threads:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Trending via Instagram:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Funny firefighter quotes

Funny firefighter quotes light up the room with humor, showcasing the lighter side of the brave souls who battle blazes and save lives. 🚒🔥 These quotes celebrate the courage and camaraderie of firefighters while giving a nod to the amusing and sometimes absurd moments that come with the job. Dive into these witty reflections and enjoy a good laugh with the heroes of the firehouse! 😂🚨

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60 shares on Messenger this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

85 shares on Discord this month:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Shared recently on WeChat:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Just landed via Discord:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Trending via Threads:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Going viral on Twitch:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Just landed via X:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Making waves on TikTok:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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