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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Making waves on YouTube:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Breaking via WeChat:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Just shared via Instagram:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Trending via Discord:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Seen just now on X:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Seen just now on X:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I run a parody bank account.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Shared recently on X:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Spotted on YouTube:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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