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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Making waves on Reddit:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Shared recently on YouTube:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Trending via Instagram:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Just landed via Messenger:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Reported on Pinterest:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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24 Funny flirtation quotes

Funny flirtation quotes are the perfect way to add a spark 🔥 and a smile 😄 to your conversations. Whether you’re breaking the ice or just having fun, a clever, cheeky line can turn up the charm 💫 and keep things lighthearted. Ready to flirt with a twist of humor? Let’s dive into some witty words that’ll make hearts skip a beat 💌 and laughter follow!

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2 days ago
Share →: (british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Commentary:
Looks like he's on a very delicate mission and hoping it doesn't go tits up! 🤭🇬🇧😅
3 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Commentary:
Yippee! What can I say, I'm easily influenced by gravity! 😂👖🔥
4 days ago
Share →: Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Commentary:
Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! 🍔😄
7 days ago
Share →: I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Commentary:
Testing patience: 80% annoyance, 20% charisma 😂💃🤷‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Commentary:
Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Commentary:
Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
2 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
3 weeks ago
Share →: That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Commentary:
Embracing the weirdo vibes, one odd sock at a time! 🧦🤪
3 weeks ago
Share →: Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Commentary:
"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Making waves on Slack:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Spotted on Messenger:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Trending via Pinterest:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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