You are my favorite dirty thought.

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Commentary:
"Ah, love is in the air…along with a hint of mischief! 😉💭 Dirty thoughts make the heart grow fonder, they say. Just remember to keep it PG-13, or at least try to! 😜💋"

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. 😄 Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! ❤️ Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! 🎭"

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Commentary:
"Ah, confidence level: expert! 💁‍♂️🔥 Good looks are like a magnetic force field, resistance is futile! 😂 #ConfidenceGoals"

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Commentary:
"Love in the digital age: Are they stealing your heart or just your playlists? 🎶💔 #MixtapeRomance"

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Commentary:
"Trying to decode someone's feelings is like playing emotional charades 🤔💕 Are they lovey-dovey or hangry? The guessing game is on! 🎭😂"

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Commentary:
Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! 🙈 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! 😂 #OfficeShenanigans

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Commentary:
"No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart"

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Commentary:
"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"