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28 Funny flirtation quotes

Funny flirtation quotes are the perfect way to add a spark 🔥 and a smile 😄 to your conversations. Whether you’re breaking the ice or just having fun, a clever, cheeky line can turn up the charm 💫 and keep things lighthearted. Ready to flirt with a twist of humor? Let’s dive into some witty words that’ll make hearts skip a beat 💌 and laughter follow!

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Posted on6 months ago

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