Commentary:
"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"
36 Funny flirtation quotes
You are my favorite dirty thought.
Commentary:
"Ah, love is in the air…along with a hint of mischief! 😉💭 Dirty thoughts make the heart grow fonder, they say. Just remember to keep it PG-13, or at least try to! 😜💋"
Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. 😄 Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! ❤️ Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! 🎭"
Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.
Commentary:
"Ah, confidence level: expert! 💁♂️🔥 Good looks are like a magnetic force field, resistance is futile! 😂 #ConfidenceGoals"
Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?
Commentary:
"Love in the digital age: Are they stealing your heart or just your playlists? 🎶💔 #MixtapeRomance"
Less talkie. More kissie.
Commentary:
When words fail, lips prevail! 💋😂
I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.
Commentary:
"Trying to decode someone's feelings is like playing emotional charades 🤔💕 Are they lovey-dovey or hangry? The guessing game is on! 🎭😂"
Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.
Commentary:
Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! 🙈 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! 😂 #OfficeShenanigans
Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"
Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.
Commentary:
"No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart"