Funny fruit quotes

Funny fruit quotes add a juicy twist to the world of fresh produce! 🍎😂 From playful observations about fruit cravings to witty remarks on the quirks of different fruits, these quotes capture the humor in our fruity favorites. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the lighter side of healthy snacking! 😄🍉

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Funny Quotes August 26, 2024

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Funny Quotes June 2, 2024

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes May 19, 2024

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Funny Quotes May 19, 2024

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Funny Quotes May 9, 2024

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023