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Of course, a tomato fits right in at the fruit bowl meeting… or at least it pretends! π
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45 Funny fruit quotes
Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.
Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.
Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
I donβt know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ainβt that like their Golden Corral?
Eating watermelon and minding my own business.
