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29 Funny fruit quotes

Funny fruit quotes add a juicy twist to the world of fresh produce! 🍎😂 From playful observations about fruit cravings to witty remarks on the quirks of different fruits, these quotes capture the humor in our fruity favorites. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the lighter side of healthy snacking! 😄🍉

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

1 month ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

1 month ago

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

1 month ago

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

2 months ago

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

3 months ago

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

3 months ago

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

3 months ago

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

3 months ago

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

3 months ago

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

3 months ago

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

3 months ago

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

3 months ago

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

3 months ago

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

3 months ago

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

3 months ago

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

3 months ago

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

3 months ago

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

3 months ago