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28 Funny fruit quotes

Funny fruit quotes add a juicy twist to the world of fresh produce! From playful observations about fruit cravings to witty remarks on the quirks of different fruits, these quotes capture the humor in our fruity favorites. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the lighter side of healthy snacking!

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025