Funny Fruit Quotes That Will Have You Laughing and Craving a Snack! 🍎😂

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

3 months ago2 months ago

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

5 months ago2 months ago

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

5 months ago2 months ago

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

6 months ago2 months ago

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

May 19, 20242 months ago

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

May 19, 20242 months ago

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

May 9, 2024May 9, 2024

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

May 6, 20242 months ago

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024