46 Funny fruit quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶

  apple, apples, bad, blueberry, delicious, disgusting, Doritos, every, food, food humor, fruit, great, humor, inconsistency, know, problem, same, snack, sometimes, taste, time

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂

  after, challenge, child, fruit, fruits, great, humor, name, names, naming, real, vegetable

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! 🫐🎓🍇

  berry, elderberry, fruit, humor, knowledge, most, wisdom

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳

  analogy, avocado, food, fruit, humor, i, impatience, patience, ripe

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"

  bananas, before, brag, bragging, brown, eating, fruit, healthy, healthy snack, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, self-confidence, snack, turned

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Nothing says 'I fought a fruit and the fruit won' quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇"

  activity, fruit, fun, fun activity, humor, mess, pomegranate, worth

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

  1942, absurdity, costume, fruit, humor, invention, joke, playful, pumpkin, put, watermelon, whimsical

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"

  banana, bananas, dim, fruit, fun, humor, i, joke, just, light, love, metaphor, never, over, playful, smoothie, take, whole

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

  back, bad, fear, fruit, having, humor, me, much, people, please, scare, sugar, talk, too, wicked, witch

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

  eating, fruit, healthy, healthy eating, humor, snack, summer, watermelon, workout

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