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32 Funny fruit quotes

Funny fruit quotes add a juicy twist to the world of fresh produce! 🍎😂 From playful observations about fruit cravings to witty remarks on the quirks of different fruits, these quotes capture the humor in our fruity favorites. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the lighter side of healthy snacking! 😄🍉

2 days ago
View →: Pomegranates are worth the mess.
2 weeks ago
View →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.
3 weeks ago
View →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.
2 months ago
View →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!
3 months ago
View →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
3 months ago
View →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
3 months ago
View →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
3 months ago
View →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
4 months ago
View →: My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.
4 months ago
View →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.
$Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.$

4 months ago
View →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.
5 months ago
View →: If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
5 months ago
View →: Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.
5 months ago
View →: Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.
5 months ago
View →: After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.
5 months ago
View →: Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.
5 months ago
View →: I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
5 months ago
View →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
5 months ago
View →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
5 months ago
View →: When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
5 months ago
View →: I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
5 months ago
View →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
5 months ago
View →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
5 months ago
View →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
5 months ago
View →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.
5 months ago
View →: The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
5 months ago
View →: Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
5 months ago
View →: That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
5 months ago
View →: Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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