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Funny fruit quotes
May 9
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: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.
May 6
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: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
Oct 3
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: The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
Sep 22
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: I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
Sep 22
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: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Sep 22
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: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”
Sep 22
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: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
Sep 22
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: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
Sep 22
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: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
