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Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Spotted on Twitch:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Trending via Snapchat:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Spotted on Slack:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Breaking via Threads:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Spotted on X:

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

Spotted on Twitch:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Trending via Discord:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Funny gender-neutral quotes

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15 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

19 shares on Facebook this month:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

49 shares on Threads this month:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

73 shares on Slack this month:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Trending via Messenger:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Seen just now on Discord:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Just shared via X:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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