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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Going viral on Messenger:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Going viral on X:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Live now on Facebook:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Making waves on X:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Making waves on Facebook:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Going bananas on Threads:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Live now on Reddit:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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11 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

19 shares on Slack this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

87 shares on X this month:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

80 shares on X this month:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just landed via Messenger:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Making waves on Twitch:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Breaking via X:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Just shared via Threads:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Going viral on Slack:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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