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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Trending via Reddit:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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41 shares on X this month:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

21 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

100 shares on X this month:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Trending via WeChat:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Making waves on Messenger:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Just landed via Discord:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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