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19 Funny girlfriend quotes

Funny girlfriend quotes add a playful twist to the joys and quirks of relationships! 😄💕 From amusing observations about shared experiences to cheeky remarks that highlight the fun side of romance, these quotes capture the lighter moments that make dating so enjoyable. Embrace the humor and celebrate the laughs with your special someone! 🌟😂

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

3 weeks ago

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

1 month ago

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

1 month ago

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

1 month ago

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

3 months ago

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

3 months ago

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

3 months ago

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

3 months ago

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

3 months ago

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

3 months ago

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

3 months ago

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

3 months ago

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

3 months ago

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

3 months ago

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

3 months ago

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

3 months ago

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

3 months ago

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

3 months ago

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

3 months ago