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19 Funny girlfriend quotes

Funny girlfriend quotes add a playful twist to the joys and quirks of relationships! 😄💕 From amusing observations about shared experiences to cheeky remarks that highlight the fun side of romance, these quotes capture the lighter moments that make dating so enjoyable. Embrace the humor and celebrate the laughs with your special someone! 🌟😂

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

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Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025