20 Funny girlfriend quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

  Commentary:
  "At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

  Commentary:
  "If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

  Commentary:
  "Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

  Commentary:
  "Move over Spotify Wrapped 🎵, the real challenge is tracking the minutes spent listening to your girlfriend this year! ⏰😂 Who needs music when you've got relationship tuning in? 🎧💕 #GirlfriendGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

  Commentary:
  "Hello, boyfriend? It's me, girlfriend, from dating? 🤔🧐 Well, isn't that the most creative introduction ever! Classic mix-up or an attempt to reach peak levels of confusion? 😂💑 No worries, just don't forget to update your contact list with proper labels! 👫📲"

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