51 Funny girlfriend quotes

• Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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  6 hours ago

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• If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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  7 hours ago

  affection, girlfriend, humor, little, love, psycho, relationship, time

• Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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  9 hours ago

  affection, dating, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, let, literally, relationship, touch

• Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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  9 hours ago

  bio, dating, girlfriend, height, hope, humor, me, profile, put, relationship

• Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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  9 hours ago

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• My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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  13 hours ago

  AI, comparison, girlfriend, hotter, humor, joke, real, relationship, technology

• My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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  13 hours ago

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• I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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  14 hours ago

  act, activity, date, girlfriend, i, me, pottery, relationship, reluctance, shit, want

• Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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  18 hours ago

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• My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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  21 hours ago

  alone, awkward, awkward situation, college, ex, gf, girlfriend, humor, i, just, lot, means, reason, relationship, situation, story, talk, where

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