78 Funny great quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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  "Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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  "Who needs a fence when you've got a great neighbor next door? They're like a real-life superhero in the world of lawn disputes and noisy pets! 🦸‍♂️🏡 #NeighborGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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  "Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁‍♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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  Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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  Ah, the mystical allure of the trombone! 🎶🎺 It is the mysterious art form where your skills remain shrouded in ambiguity, a musical enigma wrapped in a brass puzzle. Who's to say if your performance is masterful or merely a well-crafted illusion? The trombone player walks a tightrope between genius and obscurity, a true enigma in the world of music. 🤔✨🎵 #TromboneMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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  "Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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  Ah, The Cranberries! 🍇🎶 Definitely a case of smoothie-inspired creativity.🥤🤣 Who knew the path to musical success could start with a simple trip to the grocery store?🛒🍒 Keep calm and jam on! 🎸 #FruityGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Adding glasses to your daily morning routine – because having just your keys, phone, and sanity to find wasn't challenging enough 🤓🔍 #MorningSearchMission"

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