168 Funny hate quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

  Commentary:
  "When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

  Commentary:
  "When you gotta pretend you're a 'normal' human for 60 days… 🤪🚀 #OscarWorthyPerformance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

  Commentary:
  "Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"

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