137 Funny hate quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

  Commentary:
  "Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

  Commentary:
  "Offering food to someone and then regretting it is equivalent to bringing a knife to a food fight 🍴😆 Don't worry, next time just conveniently 'forget' to offer, problem solved! #FoodieDilemmas"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate math, but I love counting money.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t hate me, date me!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

  Commentary:
  When teachers put "?" on my work, it's like they're playing a guessing game with me 🤔🧐 I mean, come on, we're all in this confusion together, right? 😂 #StudentStruggles

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