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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Going viral on Messenger:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Going bananas on Reddit:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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