37 Funny heat quotes

• I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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  4 weeks ago

  age, beautiful, cost, heat, heating, house, huge, i, mansion, movie, much, think, where, winter

• In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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  1 month ago

  actually, cotton, Cotton Eye Joe, eternal, eternal loop, eye, fire, heat, hell, humor, irony, joe, loop, music, pleasant, punishment, repetition, song, torture

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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  1 month ago

  childhood, cicada, funny thought, heat, hot, i, kid, misconception, nature, outside, real, sound, summer, sunshine, thought

• What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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  2 months ago

  activity, being, heat, heat wave, humor, indoor, indoor activity, inside, kid, kids, parenting, stuck, wave, well, wine

• Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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  2 months ago

  concern, exercise, heat, humor, jogging, okay, people, seriously, shout, shout out, sure

• “I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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  2 months ago

  being, budget, complaint, cost, dollars, everything, expense, frustration, getting, heat, money, temperature, tired, weather

• Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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  2 months ago

  air, air frying, complaint, Earth, exaggeration, frying, great, heat, humor, me, stop, weather

• I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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  2 months ago

  cause, disguise, emotional, emotional pain, exercise, heat, humor, i, jogging, love, pain, sweat, tear, tears

• This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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  2 months ago

  change, heat, hell, hot, hot temperature, humor, i, me, realize, survival, survive, temperature, weather

• I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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  2 months ago

  came, enjoy, heat, humor, ID, lot, me, mist, produce, refreshment, someone, summer

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