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12 Funny heat quotes

Funny heat quotes bring a humorous twist to dealing with those sweltering temperatures. 🌞😆 From witty remarks about melting in the sun to playful jabs at summer’s blazing days, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of the heat. Enjoy a laugh and keep cool with these funny heat quotes! 😂🔥

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025