Funny quotes Β» heat

15 Funny heat quotes

Funny heat quotes bring a humorous twist to dealing with those sweltering temperatures. πŸŒžπŸ˜† From witty remarks about melting in the sun to playful jabs at summer’s blazing days, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of the heat. Enjoy a laugh and keep cool with these funny heat quotes! πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

New funny heat quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
  • My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back insid...
  • Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.
  • Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly i...
  • I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d...
  • Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or ...
  • Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire:...
  • It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
  • Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s free...
  • Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about...

For even more funny heat quotes, check out the next page, if available πŸ‘‡

All funny heat quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes πŸ‘Œ

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day food frustration fun fun activity humor i irony joke just know life love me need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work