19 Funny heat quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

  Commentary:
  Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

  Commentary:
  "Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷‍♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

  Commentary:
  When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸‍♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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