35 Funny heat quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

11 hours ago11 hours ago

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

2 months ago2 months ago

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

2 months ago2 months ago

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

3 months ago3 months ago

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

3 months ago3 months ago

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

3 months ago3 months ago

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

3 months ago3 months ago

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

3 months ago3 months ago

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

3 months ago3 months ago

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

4 months ago4 months ago

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

4 months ago4 months ago