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12 Funny heat quotes

Funny heat quotes bring a humorous twist to dealing with those sweltering temperatures. 🌞😆 From witty remarks about melting in the sun to playful jabs at summer’s blazing days, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of the heat. Enjoy a laugh and keep cool with these funny heat quotes! 😂🔥

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

3 months ago

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

3 months ago

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

3 months ago

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

3 months ago

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

3 months ago

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

3 months ago