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Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
38 Funny heat quotes
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
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Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.
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Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.
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Sounds like a real blow to your relationship dynamics! 😂💨❤️
It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.
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Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! 😂🚽💦
Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.
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Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
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Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥
It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.
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Those chipmunks always know how to live it up! I hope they saved some sunscreen for the squirrels! 😎🛁🍹🦉
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.
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Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.
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"Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"