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5 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Oh, that familiar holiday shopping experience 🛍️🎄 Who can resist treating themselves during the season of giving? 💁‍♀️ After all, it's important to spread the Christmas cheer… both to others and ourselves! 🎁✨ #SelfGiftGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Looks like Santa might need to make a detour to deliver a sense of humor this year! 🎅🏼🙊 But hey, who needs Christmas when you've got puns like this all year round, am I right? 🎄😂
5 months ago
Share →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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"Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 🎄✨ Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 💫"
5 months ago
Share →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Well, well, well, looks like someone is on the naughty list! 😜🎅 Maybe Santa isn't real, but hey, at least someone is making sure we all behave…right? 😉📜 #ListCheckingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Well, it looks like Santa's got some competition in the bell-jingling department! 🎅🔔 With that kind of determination, those bells won't just be jingling, they'll be ringing in the new year! 🔔🎉 #JingleAllTheWay
5 months ago
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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"I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"
5 months ago
Share →: Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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"Jingle all the way? More like budget all the way! 🎅💸 Who needs jingle bells when you've got bills to pay, am I right? 😂💰 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!