Commentary:
When the door closes behind your family, tranquility officially kicks off! 🏡🚪😌✨
Funny home alone quotes
Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.
Commentary:
Laundry is my arch-nemesis; it scares me more than binge-watching horror movies alone 🤦♀️🙈🧺
The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
Commentary:
"Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
Commentary:
Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!
Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"