61 Funny hot quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Icarus loved hot wings.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I put the hot in psychotic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just another day of not being hot and rich.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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