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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

3 months ago

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

3 months ago

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

3 months ago

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

3 months ago

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

3 months ago

Icarus loved hot wings.

3 months ago

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

3 months ago

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

3 months ago

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

3 months ago

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

3 months ago

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

3 months ago

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

3 months ago

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

3 months ago

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

3 months ago

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

3 months ago

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

3 months ago

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

3 months ago

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

3 months ago