Commentary:
Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥
107 Funny hot quotes
I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.
It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.
It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.
