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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
118 Funny hot quotes
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.
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When life gives you lemons, turn up the heat and let the algorithm serve the lemonade! 🔥😎📱
I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.
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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.
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Embracing the radiator lifestyle: maximum coziness achieved! Age is just a number, but warm pyjamas are an art. 🔥👵👖
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.
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Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅
Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.
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Currently feeling like the celery's sidekick on a wing night! 🥬😅 #ForeverSingleSideDish