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2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
2 months ago
Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Commentary:
"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"
2 months ago
Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Commentary:
"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
2 months ago
Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
3 months ago
Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Commentary:
"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
4 months ago
Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!
5 months ago
Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"
5 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue