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"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
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- I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.
- The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.
- Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.
- I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
- Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.
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Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks! -
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Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
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- My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
- It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
- We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
- I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
- When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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