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Icarus loved hot wings.

May 23, 2026

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

May 22, 2026

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

May 22, 2026

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

May 22, 2026

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

May 22, 2026

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

May 22, 2026

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

May 22, 2026

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

May 22, 2026

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

May 22, 2026

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

May 22, 2026

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

May 22, 2026

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

May 22, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

May 21, 2026

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

May 21, 2026

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

May 21, 2026

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

May 21, 2026

I put the hot in psychotic.

May 21, 2026

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

May 20, 2026

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

May 20, 2026

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

May 20, 2026

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

May 20, 2026

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

May 20, 2026

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

May 20, 2026

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

May 20, 2026

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

May 20, 2026

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

May 20, 2026

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

May 20, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

May 20, 2026

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

May 19, 2026

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

May 19, 2026

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

May 19, 2026

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

May 19, 2026

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

May 19, 2026

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

May 19, 2026

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

May 19, 2026