115 funny hot quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Mar 27, 2026

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Mar 27, 2026

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Mar 27, 2026

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Mar 27, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Mar 27, 2026

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Mar 27, 2026

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Mar 27, 2026

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Mar 27, 2026

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Mar 27, 2026

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Mar 27, 2026

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Mar 26, 2026

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Mar 26, 2026

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Mar 26, 2026

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Mar 26, 2026

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Mar 26, 2026

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Mar 26, 2026

Icarus loved hot wings.

Mar 26, 2026

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Mar 26, 2026

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Mar 25, 2026

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Mar 25, 2026

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Mar 25, 2026

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Mar 25, 2026

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Mar 25, 2026

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Mar 25, 2026

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Mar 25, 2026

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Mar 25, 2026

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Mar 25, 2026

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Mar 25, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Mar 25, 2026

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Mar 24, 2026

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Mar 24, 2026

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Mar 24, 2026

I put the hot in psychotic.

Mar 24, 2026

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Mar 23, 2026