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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Spreading quickly via X:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Live now on TikTok:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Making waves on Messenger:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Spotted on Twitch:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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78 shares on WeChat this month:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

98 shares on Telegram this month:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

78 shares on Threads this month:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Trending via Threads:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Trending via Snapchat:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Just shared via Messenger:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Just landed via Telegram:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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