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Funny houseplant quotes

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Walking into someone's house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: "Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!"

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Apparently you're not supposed to announce that there's been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025