Funny houseplant quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

  Commentary:
  🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like someone needs a crash course in Plant Care 101! 🪴🚫💀 Maybe it's time to stick to watering your plants instead of delivering eulogies at their funerals. 😂🌿 #PlantLifeLessons

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