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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.
2 months ago
Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
3 months ago
Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.
3 months ago