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Saving the world one meme at a time 😂🌍💻
18 Funny humanity quotes
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.
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Aliens are probably watching us like we’re the universe’s longest-running sitcom 😂👽🍿
The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?
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Tell them we're still trying to find the instruction manual for planet Earth! 🚀📚🍄
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.
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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩🦳📡
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
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Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘♂️🛋️😅
There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.
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The airport glass cage: where secondhand smoke meets first-class entertainment! 🚬😂✈️
Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.
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"Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"
Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.
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"Looks like humanity is auditioning for a 'New Year, New Me' makeover but may need a reality check first! 🌎😅 Here's hoping they at least bring their recycling game up a notch in the next chapter!"
All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.
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"Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"