17 Funny humanity quotes

• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  back, bad, bad habit, bundle, communication, habit, habits, humanity, humor, i, me, message, mushroom, need, psychedelic, response, self-improvement, shit, tell, together, told, us, weeks

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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  ability, algorithm, betterment, chance, humanity, only, people, please, post, psionic, psionic ability, show

• All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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  alone, health, humanity, introspection, loneliness, mental, mental health, problem, problems, room, self-awareness, silence, sit, solitude

• There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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  airport, confinement, humanity, humor, irony, sadness, smoker, smokers, terrarium, travel, waiting

• Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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  abandoned, abandonment, biological, biological weapon, dark, dark humor, development, early, engineering, humanity, humor, left, satire, weapon

• Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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  deserve, humanity, humor, last, last year, mess, new, new year, sarcasm, year

• All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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  disaster, existential, humanity, humor, irony, large, meteor, problems, solution

• The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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  artificial, artificial intelligence, century, humanity, humor, intelligence, irony, kill, natural, natural stupidity, question, stupidity

• I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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  going, going down, humanity, humor, i, observation, photography, pictures, sun, wonder

• If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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  humanity, humor, invention, irony, observation, progress, put, smart, someone, suitcase, technology, wheel

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