Funny humanity quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like humanity is auditioning for a 'New Year, New Me' makeover but may need a reality check first! 🌎😅 Here's hoping they at least bring their recycling game up a notch in the next chapter!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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  "Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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  Hmm, good question! 🌞📸 Maybe the sun is just out there, photobombing our planet's sunsets with its own camera obscura. Just imagine all the Instagram filters it must have up its fiery sleeves! 🔥🤳 #SunsetSelfies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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  🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! 🙈 Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? 😂 Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you don't need to convince anyone of your humanity… unless you're dealing with those pesky captchas! 🤖🔒 #ProveYoureNotARobot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The History Channel: where ancient aliens are our unsung heroes and conspiracy theories are served with a side of bizarre enlightenment! 👽🛸 Who needs textbooks when you have extraterrestrial intervention to thank for everything, right? 😉 #HistoryAccordingToAliens"

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