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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

64 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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