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6 months ago
Share →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Commentary:
"Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"
6 months ago
Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy
6 months ago
Share →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Commentary:
"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Commentary:
Seems like the advertisers believe in the saying, "straight to the point!" 😂 Chin up, you're not alone in receiving personalized ads that hit a little too close to home. Maybe it's time to show those ads who's boss and indulge in a giant slice of pizza instead! 🍕 #ChinFatStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Commentary:
"Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘‍♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Commentary:
"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Commentary:
"Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕"
6 months ago
Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Commentary:
"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"