Commentary:
Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.
Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"