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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

The future is buffering.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,566

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Shared recently on Facebook:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Just landed via Messenger:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Just shared via X:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

19 shares on X this month:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Living la vida taco!

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like even faster food.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,605

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Spotted on Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Making waves on Snapchat:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Trending via TikTok:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Trending via Slack:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Just shared via WeChat:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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