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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on TikTok:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Just shared via Messenger:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Going viral on Discord:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Just shared via Discord:

Talents: eating!

Seen just now on Discord:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Just landed via Instagram:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Spotted on Pinterest:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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84 shares on Telegram this month:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

46 shares on Discord this month:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

30 shares on WeChat this month:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

87 shares on Slack this month:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

70 shares on Slack this month:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,256

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Trending via Messenger:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Live now on Slack:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Live now on Pinterest:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Shared recently on X:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Freshly posted on X:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Spotted on Slack:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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