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4 months ago
Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Commentary:
"Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"
4 months ago
Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Commentary:
"Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"
4 months ago
Share →: I like my bed more than I like most people.

Commentary:
"Who can blame you? Your bed never interrupts your sleep to borrow money or ask for a favor! It's always there for you, providing comfort and support without any drama. That's true love right there!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!
4 months ago
Share →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Commentary:
"Looks like socializing has officially been canceled! 🚫🤷‍♂️ If you made the cut pre-lockdown, consider yourself lucky! 😂🎉 Who needs new friends anyway, right? 🤪🙅‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"
5 months ago
Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you're living the thrilling life of 'Home Sweet Home' on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals"