85 Funny introvert quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

  Commentary:
  "Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! 🦇💤 Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? 🦇✨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! 🦇😂 #IntrovertGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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  When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being social sucks all my energy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a workout when you can just socialize? 💪🏼💬 But hey, socializing is like a real-life energizer bunny… it eats up all your batteries! ⚡️😅 #SocialButExhausted"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

  Commentary:
  🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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