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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Commentary:
"Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! 😄 Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? ⏰🕰️ Just blame it on the 'foreseen circumstances' – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! 🛌💤 #FashionablyLate"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Commentary:
"He who laughs last probably missed the punchline! 🤣 Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes jokes just go over our heads like a 🚀. Maybe next time we'll catch the humor on the first try! 😉"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about talent! 😂👂💤 Forgetfulness level: Expert! Who knew ignoring could be such a valuable skill? 🙉🙅‍♂️ #MultitaskingPro"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Strict parents raise good liars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of deception perfected under the watchful eye of strict parents! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 It's like they're training their kids for a secret agent career in the world of fibs and white lies. 🤫😂 Just remember, honesty is the best policy… unless you're dodging a curfew check!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It's like your body's playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don't worry, it's probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who's the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Commentary:
"Who needs washboard abs when you can have a belly full of delicious kebabs? 🍢🤤 Embrace the joys of kebabs over the pain of crunches! #KebabsOverAbs"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Commentary:
"Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of effective communication – some call it nagging, others call it a gentle reminder in stereo surround sound! 🗣️💁‍♀️ #ListenUp"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I will never stop being a quitter!

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"