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Why stress over world domination when you can just buy the planet and forget to water it 😂💸🌍
Funny james quotes
Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.
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James Cameron must have mistaken Pandora for his personal streaming service 📺🌍😂
He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.
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James Cameron: the only guy who sleeps with the lights on because he can't turn the camera off! 🎥😆
Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
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"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"
I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.
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🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"
The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
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"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
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"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"
I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.
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Double oh no, I guess I’ll just have to stick to shaking cocktails, not stirring up trouble! 🍸🕵️♂️🎬