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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

83 shares on X this month:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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