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2 months ago
Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Commentary:
"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Commentary:
"That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"
3 months ago
Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Commentary:
Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬
3 months ago
Share →: Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Commentary:
Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard
4 months ago
Share →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Commentary:
"Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"
5 months ago
Share →: If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!
5 months ago
Share →: I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Commentary:
"Having three kids is like playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly – you've already built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so rolling the dice again might just bankrupt you!"
5 months ago
Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!