575 Funny know quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Commentary:
  When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  This explains why my goldfish never seizes the day… fin-confused! 🐟🤣✨

  carpe, Carpe Diem, diem, humor, irony, know, Latin, Latin phrase, life, life motto, means, motto, people, phrase, sarcasm, slang, stupid, stupidity, yolo

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  4 days ago

  Commentary:
  The mysterious age saga continues! 🤔🎂 Time zones for birthdays? 😂

  40s, age, before, birthday, confusion, forty, humor, i, know, memory, remember

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  5 days ago

  Commentary:
  I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸

  adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing

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  6 days ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠

  cold, humor, know, observation, outside, weather

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶

  apple, apples, bad, blueberry, delicious, disgusting, Doritos, every, food, food humor, fruit, great, humor, inconsistency, know, problem, same, snack, sometimes, taste, time

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄

  button, buttons, confusion, game, gaming, humor, i, indecision, know, life, press, procrastination, random, random button, right, time, video, video game, where

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂

  Christmas, decorate, decoration, fact, holiday, humor, know, November, people, premature, snow, stop, weather

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