610 Funny know quotes

• Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

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  4 days ago

  confusion, control, humor, i, just, know, responsibility, uncertainty, under

• We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

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  4 days ago

  answer, code, deadly, debugging, feeling, generation, know, last, overflow, problem, programmer, seeing, stack, Stack Overflow

• I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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  4 days ago

  15, 420, celebrate, celebration, date, fraction, humor, i, joke, know, math

• Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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  4 days ago

  anxiety, FOMO, happening, hindsight, humor, know, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regret, slang, social, social anxiety, word

• Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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  4 days ago

  attitude, beef, before, conflict, core, humor, just, know, malicious, me, once, personality, upset, warning

• (Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

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  4 days ago

  conversation, fiction, guy, humor, know, me, next, none, novel, reading, right, seeing, skepticism

• Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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  4 days ago

  alone, asking, bastards, dumb, forgetfulness, humor, know, lazy, lazy pet, living, living alone, never, pet, pets, phone, seen, talking, talking to pet

• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  4 days ago

  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, green, green tea, health, humor, joy, know, left, life, lifestyle, little, lose, mood, sarcasm, still, tea

• You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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  4 days ago

  after, aging, banger, bar, bars, getting, know, music, nostalgia, old, play, radio, radio station, station, stations, supermarket, throwing

• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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  4 days ago

  bad, bad day, care, coping, coping mechanism, day, ever, humor, i, indulgence, know, march, mechanism, myself, problem, self, self-care, stop, treat, treat yourself, yourself

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