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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need anything from Amazon today.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn't know that a warship was anchored there.

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I'mma laugh when I do.

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I don't know the difference between "gray" & "grey" and I'm too scared to even ask.

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

For the first time in history, you can simply post "He's an idiot" and 90% of the world will know whom you're talking about.

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025