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327 Funny know quotes

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

5 days ago

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

5 days ago

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

5 days ago

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

5 days ago

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

5 days ago

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

6 days ago

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

6 days ago

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

1 week ago

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

1 week ago

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

1 week ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

1 week ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

1 week ago

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

1 week ago

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

3 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

3 weeks ago

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

4 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

4 weeks ago

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

4 weeks ago

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

4 weeks ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

1 month ago

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

1 month ago

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

1 month ago

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

2 months ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

2 months ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago