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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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β€œClean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

β€œYou win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has downloaded:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has downloaded:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Reported on Facebook:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Broadcasted on Discord:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Making waves on Reddit:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Making waves on Threads:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has copied:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say β€œI was reading about” instead of β€œI saw on an episode of Love Island”

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said β€œbreast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Making waves on Threads:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Just shared via TikTok:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Going viral on Threads:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Going viral on Facebook:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Just landed via Snapchat:

β€œYou should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Just landed via Messenger:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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