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  2 months ago

  View →: My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?
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  2 months ago

  View →: Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
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  2 months ago

  View →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.
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  2 months ago

  View →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?
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  2 months ago

  View →: I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
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  3 months ago

  View →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
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  3 months ago

  View →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
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  3 months ago

  View →: How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
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  3 months ago

  View →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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