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Funny laptop quotes

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Today's toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025