Funny laptop quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my laptop can't handle my hot skills, either! 🔥💻😅"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

  Commentary:
  "College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mischievous ways of technology! It's like laptops have a secret pact to slow down just when you need them the most. Maybe they're plotting to teach us all a lesson in patience. Or maybe they just enjoy seeing us frantically hitting the refresh button. Either way, it's a hauntingly slow dance with our devices."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

  Commentary:
  "I've reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I'm interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'sleep mode' when you can have a 'cat nap mode' instead? 😺💤 Introducing the latest tech innovation: the paw-some 'cat' button! Just imagine all the fur-tastic typing disasters it could prevent! 🐾💻 #CatNapModeActivated #TechMeowsterpiece"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

  Commentary:
  "Times sure have changed! 🤯👶💻 While some toddlers are tech-savvy, others were just busy exploring the… culinary delights of the backyard 😂🏖️ Who needs apps when you've got a buffet of sand, right? 🍴🏜️"

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