12 Funny laptop quotes

• Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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  16 hours ago

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• Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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  16 hours ago

  experience, humor, laptop, outdoors, outside, working

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  1 month ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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  2 months ago

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• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

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• My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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  2 months ago

  am, computer, doing, good, heat, humor, i, job, joke, laptop, multitasking, overheating, productivity, tech, tech joke, technology, work

• College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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  2 months ago

  bottle, campus, college, humor, humor quote, independence, just, laptop, life, resilience, student, student life, study, water, water bottle, world

• Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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  2 months ago

  frustration, humor, hurry, laptop, slowness, technology

• I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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  2 months ago

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• Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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  2 months ago

  button, cat, every, humor, keyboard, laptop, nap, pet, should, technology

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