I find it extremely hard to believe that you're rolling on the floor laughing.

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Commentary:
Oh please, rolling on the floor laughing? More like rolling your eyes and maybe cracking a polite smile at most! 🙄😅 Let's keep it real here, shall we?

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have it all clearly hasn't met me 😏 Let's aim for a life filled with laughter and pleasure – it's all about that good vibe energy! 😂💥 #FunnyQuotes #LifeGoals"

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Commentary:
"Yeehaw Arabia! 🤠🌵 Who knew the Lone Star State had such a sweet new nickname? Wonder if they ride camels instead of horses out there! 🐫😄 #TexasTeaTime"

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Commentary:
"Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?