Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,225

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

Updated

12 hours ago

Users Online

3,459

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Breaking via YouTube:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Making waves on Slack:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Just shared via Threads:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Going viral on Reddit:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Trending via Threads:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Going viral on TikTok:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Home » Funny Life Quotes » Page 16

1127 Funny life quotes

More funny life quotes 👇

For even more funny life quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny life quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,225

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

Updated

12 hours ago

Users Online

3,464

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Reported on Snapchat:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Going viral on Threads:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Going viral on Facebook:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Trending via Twitch:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Just landed via Messenger:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴