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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃
1457 Funny life quotes
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.
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Living my best hacker-in-pajamas life, dodging drama like it's a sport! 🛋️🕶️✨
I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.
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Sounds like a new self-care trend: "The Big Apple Misery Detox" 🍏😅🗽
The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.
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Who knew my horse-taming skills would go to waste? 🐴💁♂️ #ModernProblems
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
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This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes 🤖😄
Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.
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Back at my parents' house—I’m reverting faster than a time-traveling teenager! 🕰️👶🙃
Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.
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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.
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Revive-a-cide: when you heroically save yourself from eternal boredom with a side of excitement! 🌟😄🚀
This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
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Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂