876 Funny life quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

  Commentary:
  "That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

  Commentary:
  "Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

  Commentary:
  "When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

  Commentary:
  "Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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