876 Funny life quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

  Commentary:
  "Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

  Commentary:
  "Next stop: The kitchen, for my epic snacking adventure! 🚪➡️🍿😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"

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