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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
1457 Funny life quotes
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
Commentary:
Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.
Commentary:
Getting shorter with age: nature's way of helping you fit into tighter spaces! 🕯️😂🎈
I love having plans to cancel.
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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
Commentary:
Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.
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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯