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3 days ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Commentary:
"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"
1 week ago
Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Commentary:
"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Commentary:
"Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"
1 month ago
Share →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Commentary:
Haha, now that's what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂
1 month ago
Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Commentary:
"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"
1 month ago
Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
1 month ago
Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Commentary:
"Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Commentary:
"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
2 months ago
Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

Commentary:
"Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"