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You only live once and thank God for that.

1 week ago

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

1 month ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

1 month ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

1 month ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

1 month ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

1 month ago

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

1 month ago

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

1 month ago

Live, laugh, leftovers.

2 months ago

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

2 months ago

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

3 months ago

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

3 months ago

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

3 months ago

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

3 months ago

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

3 months ago

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

3 months ago

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

3 months ago

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

3 months ago