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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Going viral on Instagram:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Just shared via Threads:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Spotted on X:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Trending via Threads:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Spotted on Facebook:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Just landed via YouTube:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Trending via TikTok:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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