Funny lock quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

  Commentary:
  "Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

  Commentary:
  Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

  Commentary:
  🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about not even fooling your own phone! 📱😂 Looks like their lockscreens are the real MVPs detecting that fakeness! 😜 #Can'tFakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a horoscope when you have accidental lock screen screenshots as your guiding star? 🌟📸 Just when you thought your phone had your back but turns out it's just photobombing your life! 📱😅 #AccidentalScreenshotsStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

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