When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Commentary:
"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Commentary:
Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Commentary:
🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Commentary:
"Talk about not even fooling your own phone! 📱😂 Looks like their lockscreens are the real MVPs detecting that fakeness! 😜 #Can'tFakeIt"

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Commentary:
"Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Commentary:
"Who needs a horoscope when you have accidental lock screen screenshots as your guiding star? 🌟📸 Just when you thought your phone had your back but turns out it's just photobombing your life! 📱😅 #AccidentalScreenshotsStruggles"

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Commentary:
"Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Commentary:
"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀