14 Funny lock quotes

• Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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  3 weeks ago

  diary, everything, fix, frustration, humor, i, lock, lock in, responsibility, task, tomorrow

• Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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  2 months ago

  asked, bags, day, family, family joke, humor, humorist, i, joke, lock, locks, me, mother’s, Mother’s Day, packing, prank, wanted

• Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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  2 months ago

  door, humor, just, lock, safety, somebody, thinking

• I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, bet, door, Earth, humor, i, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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  2 months ago

  along, before, close, door, doors, humor, inspirational, irony, lock, prevention, security, window, Windows

• If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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  2 months ago

  calmness, communication, ever, house, humor, key, know, lock, locked, problem, problem-solving, solving, talk

• I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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  2 months ago

  am, anxiety, away, eyes, fear, funny situation, hiding, humor, i, just, lock, lock eyes, locked, night, ran, running, running away, situation, spend, spider, stress, where

• If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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  2 months ago

  calm, communication, ever, house, humor, key, lock, locked, talk

• Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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  2 months ago

  authenticity, fake, humor, identity, lock, lock screen, media, people, recognition, screen, social, social media, technology

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