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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Trending via Slack:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Spotted on X:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Going viral on Threads:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Live now on Telegram:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Going viral on Threads:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Funny mankind quotes bring a hilarious twist to our everyday human quirks 🤪🌍 From silly habits to epic fails, these gems remind us that being human is a wild, unpredictable ride 😂✨ Ready to laugh at ourselves and embrace the chaos? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’ll brighten your day and tickle your funny bone! 🎉🤣

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44 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

38 shares on X this month:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

82 shares on X this month:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

15 shares on X this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

73 shares on X this month:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Breaking via Telegram:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Breaking via WeChat:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Trending via Facebook:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Going viral on Telegram:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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