45 Funny meal quotes

• The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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  7 hours ago

  cooking, eat, eating, food, humor, meal, meal prep, prep, problem

• Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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  7 hours ago

  after, call, chicken, dating, digger, expectation, gold, gold digger, honey, humor, man, meal, men, pay, piece, stereotype, us, woman, yacht

• Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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  8 hours ago

  after, evening, finish, meal, morning, night, relaxation, routine, show, sleep, time, tomorrow, too, work

• My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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  13 hours ago

  diet, eating, hours, humor, journey, just, loss, meal, meals, three, time, weight, weight loss

• If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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  21 hours ago

  cooking, heart, intuition, just, meal, much, non-baking, pretty, pure, pure heart, vibe, vibes

• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  23 hours ago

  again, cooking, daily, daily routine, decision, decision making, dinner, family, family life, figure, food, humor, i, inform, life, making, meal, meal planning, once, planning, regret, routine, tonight

• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  1 day ago

  basic, comical, cost, costs, dining, fact, fast, fast food, food, humor, inflation, meal, price, restaurant

• I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

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  1 week ago

  cooking, days, dinner, i, meal, meal planning, miss, nostalgia, parenthood, planning, problem, responsibility

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  4 weeks ago

  burger, Burger King, childhood, childhood nostalgia, disappearance, disappearing, fast, fast food, food, forest, going, Grinch, Grinch meal, humor, king, McDonald’s, meal, nostalgia, Spongebob, Spongebob meal, twenty

• I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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  1 month ago

  able, complaint, eat, eating, food, huge, humor, hunger, i, meal, month, shit, should, snake, sucks

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