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Funny meal quotes bring a sprinkle of laughter πŸ”πŸ˜„ to every bite, turning ordinary dining moments into unforgettable fun! Whether you’re eating solo or feasting with friends πŸ•πŸ₯³, these witty words serve up the perfect side of humor to spice up your day. Ready to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone? Let’s dive into some tasty chuckles that make mealtime the best time! πŸ½οΈπŸ˜‚

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs β€” empty and deeply wrong.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Posted onMar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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