Funny quotes meal

20 Funny meal quotes

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

1 month ago

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

1 month ago

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

1 month ago

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

1 month ago

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

2 months ago

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

3 months ago

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

3 months ago

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

3 months ago

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

3 months ago

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

3 months ago

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

3 months ago

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

3 months ago

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

3 months ago

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

3 months ago

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

3 months ago

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

3 months ago

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

3 months ago

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

3 months ago

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

3 months ago

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

3 months ago